Science* has proven that every year on cable internet lowers your IQ by measurable points.
Meanwhile, fiber users get smarter just by existing. Don't believe us? Run the numbers.
*Not actual science. But you already knew that because you probably have fiber.
Be honest. We won't judge. (We will a little.)
Disclaimer: No IQ points were actually harmed in the making of this calculator. Cable companies, however, were absolutely roasted. We stand by that.
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